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Harrow Quay Flew the Face. The Letter Said No at 2:15.

A noon denial stayed on the order. The show cost 86,400 bits and ran eleven minutes.

Harrow Quay put 1,200 lamp-flies over Pier Six at 8:00 p.m. Thursday. The last lamp-fly dropped its light at 8:11. Form 14-H calls the interval a public harmony show for Bramwell K...

The Guide to Calder City's 115 Charges Leaves the Cups Alone

A night technician could not repeat the patronage figures. The Senior Circuit printed nine pages anyway.

The Senior Circuit on Tuesday posted a nine-page guide to the 115 ledger charges against Calder City. Every cup named in the seasons under charge is on the same nail it was on Mond...

Friendship Report Declares the Loser a Co-Winner

Holt beat Elm 6-1, 6-2 after both cleared their physicians. Four thousand pamphlets already called it shared.

By half-past one the balls were soft and the numbers were still up. Maren Holt still had the racquet in her left forehoof. The Las Pegasus Return-Court had cleared to staff, one bu...

Crystal Empire

Appleloosa's Pie-Pushing Pioneer Retires After 15-Year Reign

Undefeated champion's exit sparks debate over tradition, innovation in competitive eating

Appleloosa’s reigning pie-eating champion, Pieberry Crust, has officially retired after a 15-year undefeated streak that redefined the sport of competitive mastication. The announc...