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Harlan Will Not Join a Party. The Hog Kept the Middle.

MILE MARKER 18, MIDDLE REACH — The sun sat on the last pine and the cut had gone dim when Cobb Harlan stopped ...

Canterlot Court

No Room for Violence, Vesper Says, Beside an Empty Chair

PEARWOOD COURT, Canterlot — On Thursday the permitted Lantern Mile procession reached the east gallery at the ...

Cloudsdale Chronicle

Pell Painted Y.O.L.O. on the Final Front and Called It a Fight

Director Bram Pell booked the season's last scored front as Heat 19 and had the paint shop stencil four gold l...

Crystal Empire

Yields Unlikely to Fall Soon, Say Economists With Tickets Home

The Crystal ten-season note will not cheapen this winter, and the Vale nine-season will not cheapen with it, e...

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Ponyville Pulse

Fourteen Bits a Jug. The Basket Cooled Without It.

Cart-naphtha rose from nine bits to fourteen. The Royal Measure parked fuel under a heading the basket skips.

A jug of cart-naphtha out of the south spur posted at fourteen bits before the morning carts rolled, up from nine bits on the nineteenth of last month. The Royal Measure's price ba...

Friendship Reports

Dorn Works Divorces Itself. The Chair Kept the Crest.

Four heirs, a bent claw in counsel's cabinet, and a yard still short its clinic stamp.

At the end of second shift in the Cinder Reach boiler yard, the break-room kettle sat in a crate. Ember Flint had lined four crates under the shelf after a memo said joint property...

Pony Politics
Pony Politics

Two Reed Hogs Logged at 06:40. The Seal Came at 09:16.

The menagerie clerk closed Form 12-B before the Day Court called the infants a welcome.

The Larkmere Civic Menagerie took two infant reed hogs at 06:40. Clerk Ada Quill entered them on Form 12-B, Live Arrival, Non-Speaking. The form has a box for speech. She marked it...

Friendship Reports

Orlen Pike Dies at 86. The Lesson Was Already Laminated.

Las Pegasus aired his old plea for bits over the condolence. The clerk left the moral box blank.

Colm Marr heard the death from a stage manager who would not step in the mop water. The Open Hoof chapel in Las Pegasus was between hours. Yesterday's glitter still sat in the offe...

Ponyville Pulse
Ponyville Pulse

Jet Dart Gets an Hourly Net. The Ward Got Eight Seconds.

Marren Hold's levy still prices the slow kite. Quill Row is paying cash for the scorch.

The night-watch rate in Marren Hold is fourteen bits an hour. On Tuesday a furnace-throat dart crossed the east ward in eight seconds, and the rest of the hour went on without it. ...

Magical Discoveries
Magical Discoveries

Bree Laughs at a Name for Being Common. The Drum Printed It Twice.

A night-desk drum at the Canterlot Institute put Pellam first. Speaker Harlan Bree took the uncorrected tape on stage.

Speaker Harlan Bree spent four minutes of an Outer Ring rally on Thursday laughing at the name Pellam, which a night-desk tally had already placed first among colts of the Watch ri...

Crystal Empire

Kind Current Takes the Cane. Thursday's Sugar Fed the Heart.

Winter bricks fell to a nail after the tasting closed the locker. The platform had already called the night mild.

The Kind Current reached the cane shelves before the notice reached Crystal City. Southern terraces had cooked. Midland beet pans had taken water. The weekly sugar brick, chalked f...