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Hiring Roll Adds 1,840. The Day Rates Went to Stallions.

This dispatch is nine miles above the last boarded post, on the cedar trail the Seasonal Hiring Roll calls cle...

Canterlot Court

Ministers Keep High Elm After Buying One Walk Three Times

CANTERLOT — The Stewardship Supper kept its hour on Thursday in the Canterlot Royal Gardens. The High Elm tabl...

Cloudsdale Chronicle

Ban on Stack Four Takes Effect Eight Minutes Before Its Squall

The Wide Bench of the Canterlot Council filed a fourteen-section bill at 15:40 Tuesday prohibiting any constru...

Crystal Empire

Courtesy Train Leaves on Time. Envoys Leave in the Coal Hopper.

On Tuesday the courtesy train left Crystal City at second bell with the bunting still knotted to the rail. The...

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Ponyville Pulse
Ponyville Pulse

Test-Run Breakfast Prices Local Cider at Seven Times the Mug

Briony Calder has filed no papers for the Western Bench. Ash Ford's press already has the carbon.

The mug at Barrow Press is two bits. The listening breakfast priced the same cider at fourteen, on a Manehattan hospitality chit, and the chit has not cleared. Harlan Barrow keeps ...

Crystal Empire

Halden Boycotts the Chorus Again. The Board Adds Three Realms.

The northern leg stays up in Crystal City: lamps full, warming room shut, Vesper still on the bill.

On Tuesday the Council of Halden declined the Grand Chorus for the second season running. The letter named one cause. Vesper remains on the roster. The Chorus Board answered before...

Pony Politics
Pony Politics

Majority Revises Its Fall Outlook From Poor to Craptastic

Hall Records took the chair's word at 6:40. A noon seal asked that it be heard as harmony. The form stood.

The Office of the Hall Majority filed Form C-19 at 6:40 in the morning. The form is the fall seat outlook. Box 7 asks for the chair's own word. Tuesday's word was "poor." Friday's ...

Friendship Reports

Friendship Report Declares the Loser a Co-Winner

Holt beat Elm 6-1, 6-2 after both cleared their physicians. Four thousand pamphlets already called it shared.

By half-past one the balls were soft and the numbers were still up. Maren Holt still had the racquet in her left forehoof. The Las Pegasus Return-Court had cleared to staff, one bu...

Cloudsdale Chronicle

Palace Rates a Dead Marriage Within Operational Tolerance

Lord Calder March's account of Princess Lirien drew the first long palace answer in eleven years.

CLOUDSDALE — The Inner Court released its answer at 14:10, six hours after Lord Calder March's recorded claim about the late Princess Lirien hit the wire. The answer ran nine pages...

Canterlot Court

Program Inclines Her Head. Counsel Says She Could Not Consent.

A second chart sent the mare's warmth from Table Orchard. The server kept the first card in her apron.

By the time the strings sat down at the Canterlot Royal Gardens, the chair on the honoree's right at Table Orchard was empty. A silver net dress lay over the back, grey slip turned...

Adventure Alerts

Criticized for Dragon Friends, Ex-Minister Joins Their Grocer

Odric Venn, former chancellor of Harrowmark, will take six thousand bits a quarter from Kiln & Larder.

Nine miles east of Bramble Gate, on the short cut, with two hours of daylight and the customs shed a long walk off by the long road. The map shows a clean line. The map leaves out ...