Category: Politics

In an unexpected and historic announcement, Mayor Mare declared today that the Royal Guard stationed in Ponyville will be deployed to the edge of the Everfree Forest, as a protective measure against the increasing threats posed by its creatures. Remarkably, this marks the first time in 85 years that an Equestrian noble has made such…

In a surprising turn of events, Day Court has been abruptly cancelled for the rest of this week. Citing Princess Celestia’s ever-changing and busy schedule as the cause, the statement further clarifies that Princess Luna will continue holding Night Court at her regular hours. While some citizens remain nonchalant, others are expressing deep concerns about…

As the voices of discontent continue to rise outside the Canterlot Castle for the third consecutive day, a surprising turn of events has added fuel to the speculative fire: Princess Cadance of the Crystal Empire has arrived in Canterlot, unaccompanied by Prince Shining Armor and their foal. The reason for her visit remains shrouded in…

Noble Upper Crust has proposed a new declaration, the ‘Safe Available Funding for Entrepreneurs Act’ or ‘SAFE Act’, aimed at stimulating economic growth and job creation throughout Equestria. The announcement has sparked a fresh debate on the role of the Crown in supporting business development. According to Upper Crust, the SAFE Act is designed to…

In a surprising development, Berry Punch’s lawsuit against Twilight’s Friendship School was quietly dismissed by a Canterlot court today. The suit had alleged discrimination against her daughter due to her species, but the judge ruled that there was insufficient evidence to substantiate the claim. Berry Punch, who had filed the lawsuit on behalf of her…

In a long-awaited statement, Fleur de Lis, acting on behalf of Fancy Pants, addressed a crowd of reporters, including our own Fine Press, outside their home in Canterlot. She conveyed Fancy Pants’s regret for his actions during Day Court and issued an apology to the princesses. “He wishes to apologize to the princesses for any…

In an alarming turn of events, Canterlot News Network (CNN), a Crown-funded news organization, has targeted our very own News Mare, dubbing her a “revolutionary extremist.” This comes after her comprehensive and balanced coverage of the Fancy Pants protests, which have been shaking the foundations of Canterlot’s political landscape. The slanderous label bestowed on News…

In a strange twist to an already controversial situation, fashionista Suri Polomare was caught making a late-night visit to Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis’ estate. Notably, Polomare was donned in a disguise, seemingly an attempt to avoid detection. However, her efforts were thwarted when she was repelled by the Royal Guard, a detail that…

In a surprising turn of events, Canterlot noble Fancy Pants has been released from Royal Guard custody. However, instead of commenting on recent events, he has chosen to remain silent and secluded within his estate. The news came via Fancy Pants’ loyal butler, who informed the crowd outside the noblepony’s estate of his master’s release…