Twilight’s School of Friendship: A Treasure Trove of Bits?

• Gabby Gums uncovers the whispers about the Crown’s extravagant funding of Twilight’s School, stirring taxpayers to question the worth of their contribution.

Here’s the latest buzz, my loyal readers! Your trusted source of juicy gossip, Gabby Gums, has caught wind of a rumor that’s got the taxpayers of Equestria in a bit of a flutter. It’s about none other than Twilight’s School of Friendship, and it appears there might be more to this educational endeavor than meets the eye.

Now, we all know that Princess Twilight’s school has been a beacon of harmony, teaching young minds from all corners of Equestria and beyond about the magic of friendship. However, whispers are circulating about the colossal amount of bits – we’re talking millions, dear readers – being funneled into the school each year by the Crown.

A source from within the Royal Treasury, who wished to remain anonymous, told me, “The funding allocated to Twilight’s School each year is staggering. It’s in the millions of bits!”

Now, don’t get me wrong, dear readers. Education is essential, and the teaching of friendship is an Equestrian specialty. But in a time when our economy is shaky, these figures have raised more than a few eyebrows. Taxpayers are starting to wonder: Is this massive investment really worth it?

“I’ve got nothing against the school, but it’s a lot of money,” commented Silver Shill, a resident of Canterlot. “We’re struggling with the bit’s value, and yet so much is being poured into one school. It’s concerning.”

Of course, there’s no denying the cultural and diplomatic impact Twilight’s School has had. The diverse student body, including yaks, dragons, hippogriffs, griffons, and changelings, has surely brought a rich blend of perspectives to Ponyville and Canterlot. But is it worth the hefty price tag?

It’s a thought-provoking question, one that I leave you with, my dear readers. As the ripples of this rumor spread, I hope to see a hearty discussion sprouting in its wake. And you can trust that Gabby Gums will be here to bring you the latest, the juiciest, and the most compelling news in Equestria!