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The Order Removed Fathom Lantern. Its Last Draft Was the Order.

The Friendship Bureau must recopy 1,142 filings after Kept Questions barred the Silt Court glass.

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The lower annex was cold in the way of rooms where the lamps have been told to wait. Marrow Pellin stood at the second desk with a bottle-green slate under one hoof and the cord in the other, coiled the way the order had drawn it. A paper tag hung from the frame by bureau string. OUT OF ASKING, it said, in her letters, because the tag printer lived on the slate. One desk over, the night clerk's glass still held a teacup ring and a leftover heat from before the wax. The socket wore a wax seal the color of a caution leaflet. Somepony had pressed it on crooked.

By second bell the Office of Kept Questions had barred Fathom Lantern from every agency slate, traveling crystal, and socket on the Crown side of the ledger. The glass is sold by the Silt Court, past the salt docks, and it answers before a kettle decides. The circular is silent about the quality of the answers. Circular 7-Lantern says the Court keeps a copy of every question, and a question from a Crown desk is a kind of map. Weather desks, levy rooms, guard ledgers, and the Bureau of Friendship Reports all lost it before lunch. The order stops at agency sockets. A private shelf at home sits outside it. Commissioner Alder Quill posted the circular on the annex door with four tacks and the last line showing.

"The glass was never a colleague," Quill told the clerks in the corridor. "It was a window. Windows face out. Friendship faces the room."

That is also the last line of the circular. The circular runs six pages. The middle three were drafted on a Fathom Lantern in this annex on Firstday, while the sockets still worked. A margin note survived the stencil: Shorter. End on something they can repeat. Under it, in the glass's small square letters, a lantern the size of a grain. A clerk at Kept Questions scratched the mark off the master. The scratch shines when the corridor lamp hits it. That is how Marrow knows which page to stop reading. Nopony has named the pony who asked the glass to draft the order that removes the glass. The request log went out with the cords.

Lesson Warden Tansy Bell brought a second stack, laminated at the corner, and set it down where the tags were.

"Every report will still close on a lesson," Bell said. "We have chosen a lesson that belongs to us. Belonging is the work."

Bell's name is on the pamphlet. The names at the foot of the filings belong to ponies who dictate and leave. Since Winter-break the glass had touched 1,142 filings. Each is to be rewritten by the pony named at the bottom, in words the Silt Court has not already stored. The approved quills are in a cupboard. The index to the cupboard was a slate page. The page is in a crate with the cords. The crate says, in square letters, CONTENTS MAY REMEMBER THEIR QUESTIONS.

Marrow's name sits under three filings she did not mean to make long. The market pony had wanted a sentence about a cake. The glass produced four pages, a reflection, and a lesson about butter. A swing two foals would not share had been two lines until the glass found a moral and built backward into it. The third filing is Form 12-Glass, the proof a slate is out of asking. It wants the glass's confirmation number. Marrow wrote UNPLUGGED. Only a Fathom Lantern can accept the form. She is to mail a paper copy to Room 4, which used to keep the seals and now keeps the cords. Room 4 has been locked since the seals were counted. The key list was on the glass.

"Sorry about the cake," Marrow said. "They can put the lesson on their own paper. Five words were enough at the stall, and I still need a quill that makes a mark."

Sedge Harl, who has the late shift and the mop because the mop spent a month on a checklist, had left a cup on the warm slate so the tea would not die between the corridor and the form. The glasses that still answer are in the crate. The cords are piled on top of them. The top label is the last thing the annex glass produced before the wax: DRAFT THE ORDER THAT REMOVES ME, AND MAKE THE CLERK FEEL INCLUDED.

Marrow slid the four butter pages under the cup so the door would not take them. The latch does not catch. Fixing it was item twelve, and item twelve is in the crate. From a mug printed LESSONS she took three quills. Two were dry. The third wrote the five words, and she set the pad where the cord had been.

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