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Senior Benches Call for the Exam Sash to Be Banned From Late Reels

A market clerk counted fourteen on the costume rail. The council posted a lesson over the ask.

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The sash was on the table when the shutters came up. Grey wool, two white buttons, the Reach stripe a thumb wide, folded the way a student folds a thing she has to hand over. Maren Pell set it at the license window behind Ponyville Market and kept her hoof on it against the draft. She had brought it from the upper benches on the morning train.

By second bell the Picture Board had the petition. Forty copies, one for each senior bench in the Reach academies that still issues the grey. The ask was short. The exam sash, the winter collar, and the button count that marks a Reach student were to be barred from any reel licensed past the late bell. Struck from the costume rail and from the catalogue that rents the rail.

Pell read the first page because the clerk asked, and because the hay buyer behind her wanted the window. "We sit exams in it," she said. "They hang it under a lamp and charge admission. Take it off the rail."

The answer came back stapled. Luna Starlight, who writes the friendship reports Ponyville City Council keeps in the glass case, had pinned a sheet to the petition before the stamp dried. The sheet said a garment was only cloth until a pony chose kindness, and that the benches would learn more by inviting the reel houses to a sharing circle than by clearing a rail. It ended where her sheets end. The last line asked the students to make a friend of the camera.

Ned Brack works the window on market days. He took the sash, measured the stripe with the brass rule the board uses for awnings, and wrote "thumb width, two buttons, Reach grey" on Form 14-B, the Garment Slip. Then he walked to the Lantern Loft, the only house behind the market with a late license, and counted the rail. Thirty-three sashes hung there. Fourteen were close enough that a pony at the back would take them for Reach grey, and four of those still had the academy laundry mark in the neck. He wrote fourteen. He wrote the mark. He put Starlight's sheet in the bottom drawer, with the spare stamps and the shutter key.

"She can staple what she likes," Brack said. He was wiping ink off his fetlock with the rag he keeps for wet forms. "The slip asks for a number. The number is fourteen. They don't come down because a sheet said please."

Rarity Hoof cuts the Reach contract. By noon a note arrived on good paper. The buttons, it said, were a design of dignity, and the late-reel orders were another ledger, filled because the stripe sold. A cutter, the note added, does not police a doorway. Pell folded it once, the way she had folded the sash, and left it on the stack.

Ponyville City Council posted both papers by the market pump, Starlight's sheet on top, so a pony had to lift the lesson to see the ask. A hay buyer lifted it. He put it back. Starlight, reached at her case, called the posting "an invitation to grow." She said she would moderate the circle. Refreshments, she added, were already spoken for.

No one from the Lantern Loft came to the window. The house sent a card. The rail was costume, the card said, the costume was fiction, and fiction did not sit exams. It offered a sign no larger than a hoof, stating that any resemblance to a living academy was unintended. Brack pinned the card to Form 14-B. At dusk the sign was not on the door. The fourteen were.

Pell waited at the pump until the queue thinned. The upper benches had argued for a week over whether to send a sash or a speech, and the sash had won, because a speech can be filed as a lesson and a sash cannot. "They keep writing what it means," she said. "It means I can't walk past that door on the way to the train. File it as that."

Brack filed it as that. The Garment Slip went in the tray for the Thursday board, under a weight, so the market draft would leave the pages in order. Starlight's sheet stayed in the drawer. The sash went into a paper sleeve with Pell's name on the cuff, in case the board wanted the cloth in the room when it voted. The vote is not set. The late house opens at the bell whether the tray is full or not.

On his way out he locked the drawer. The spare stamps knocked the lesson and went still. Fourteen, he had written, and under it, where the form has no box: still on the rail tonight.

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